It was a somewhat sunny morning when I opened my eyes to realize that it was yet another morning I had to get out of bed, and go to work. Rod had been up for hours with an early morning visit to the gym at 5am. All of a sudden I heard a lot of commotion from the guest room. Rod keeps his suits and pants in the guest room closet, and after a while he emerged with his nicely pressed khaki pants on with a huge grin on his face. "I haven't been able to fit into these pants for years", he said. To demonstrate, he turned around and showed me his butt. It was droopy. I was genuinely happy for him, even though I wanted to flip him off. How can't I have some of that will power? I want to wear my skinny pants to Maui, oh wait, I don't have any.
29 days until Paradise.
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You are hilarious! I think you should have flipped him off just to get the reaction. That could have been funny. I'm just picturing: Marja's hand hanging out from under a nice warm comforter flipping off Rod, then pulling the covers over her head for some more Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z's!
Guys have the advantage anyway. I swear all they have to do is think about losing weight and 50 pounds falls off right then. Why? Another question I would like to ask our maker one day. Why do women bear the children and then can't have a metabolism like a man to lose it all? HMMMMMMM.....
oh marja... once your 'soakin' up the sun' then all the troubles will be gone!!! you don't care about anything..
well... thats how i feel.
I think you can only be genuinely happy for and want to flip off at the same time people that you are married to.
Right now I do not like Rod's skinny a**!
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