# of highway patrol cars between Las Cruces and Los Lunas: 0
# of crosses marking the deaths on the highway between Las Cruces and Los Lunas: 75
# of burning barns: 1
# of movies watched during the drive:3
# of hitchhiking Navajos: 3
# of stray dogs in Gallup: 1
# of mattresses flown out of the back of a pick up (right in front of us): 2
# of rocks that look like Mrs. Butterworth's syrup bottle: 1
# 0f dead elk hauled away in a trailer: 1
# of minutes that Alex had to wait until he got to use the bathroom: 20
# of times I really thought he was going to pee his pants: 2
# of junk food that Jorge ate: 0
# of junk food that we others ate: 3,845
# of times I fell asleep and woke up instantly: 37
# of hours it took for us to drive home: 12.5
# of pounds gained during the trip: 0
# of minutes it took for me to fall asleep in my own bed once we got home: 1