Day 2 in Houston didn't start pretty. There was this incident with the towel. I'll give you a multiple choice to guess what happened.
1) I had an intruder in my room when I woke up, and I killed him, and this was the towel I used to wipe off the blood.
2) Because I was so bored last night, being all alone in my hotel room, that I went to the next door grocery store, and bought a box of red hair color, and colored my hair red. Finally a color I wanted to try for years.
3) I couldn't sleep last night, so I took Ambien. I woke up this morning and the walls were written on with my crayons. Ambien has a side effect of sleep-walking. I wiped the washable crayons off the walls with this towel.
4) I was shaving in the tub, and cut myself badly.
5) I took my medicine, and tried to open a berry juice bottle with my right hand while holding the pills in my left hand (open hand facing up), and my right hand slipped and the berry juice spilled all over the mini counter. Used the towel to wipe off the juice.
And when the cleaning lady entered my room to clean it, she said:"¿Que carajo es lo que hiso esta señora?" which is the title of this blog....meaning "What the hell did the lady do?"
Tomorrow, I will share my answer.
4 comments:
Okay, either it was a cockroach that you killed - so #1 OR...
I think you cut yourself shaving, in which case I think you deserve a day at the spa.
So, which one is it!? I don't know if I will be able to sleep tonight. The suspense will be killing me!
I think it was the juice being spilled. Aaron and I are here cracking up at the cleaning ladies comment.
It had to be the Ambien. Red things happen when people take Ambien.
These nails are to long, I can't type.
You must escape Houston. Texas is not good for you. . .
I am going with the cleaning lady. You are very funny.
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