Okay, okay, not really my feet, but they could be. You might have noticed that this foot belongs to a black person. As you know, I'm not partially black (Upper torso white, lower torso black), no, no, that is not the case. But to demonstrate how horrible my feet look, I thought I would use this picture because it tells the story so well. This is actually a picture of an Indian man that Rod met in October during his travel to India. He kept shooting pictures without anybody noticing, so he can prove to me that somebody else has the same "quality" feet as I do. This poor guy hasn't ever owned shoes, and has always walked barefoot everywhere. So, what's my excuse? Immense laziness? Maybe. Can't see my feet from my stomach? Not yet. Ignore them and the grossness will go away with time? Possibly.
Tune in tomorrow for a beautiful and smooth "after" picture. You will be surprised. And, by the way, I don't own silk satin sheets...are you kidding me? You believed me, that I did!! How silly of you. Don't you know me at all!!
5 comments:
Just commenting on the pig picture. WOW. Who took that picture? Hilarious!
Funny, funny, funny! And seriously, you don't own silk satin sheets? I thought every one who was anybody did! Oh wait, I guess that makes me a nobody. So scratch that!
Holy cow, Marja! I was just showing your recent blog post to Bill and I had been so busy laughing at the foot post before that I didn't notice your picture of the week. We are still laughing at it! We had to explain to Rylee what it was. You should have heard her laugh. Classic. I can't believe it. Does that poor pig have a huge tumor (or two) or something? WOW!
Umm. When are you finally going to tell people that you have poly in your blood? Just kidding. I'm laughing that you and Tif are now commenting on each other's blogs. That cracks me up.
That picture makes my feet throb. How lucky we are to have pedicure places :)
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