Suburban firm and unflabby thoughts

I was sitting in my Suburban last night in front of Alex's Jr. High, waiting for him to finish his basketball practice, and my thoughts were whirling all over the place, mostly on food. I couldn't believe that I was only on 3rd day after New Year's and I was thinking about McDonald's fries. I NEVER think about fries, I have no need to think about fries! But for some weird reason, there it was. Then I started thinking that I need to invent a way to get my body into shape without actually going to the gym. AGAIN! I couldn't believe it. Only 3rd day, and I was going back on my promise to myself to go to the gym. Could I think about firm and unflabby thoughts, that could be beneficial to my body? Then a thought hit me..."I wonder if the "HOT" sign is on at Krispy Kreme". I mean SERIOUSLY!!! Quit already!!! Where were these thoughts coming from? Was I bored? No. Was I out of my mind? Obviously. So, to dwarf these explicit thoughts, I went shopping instead. Crisis diverted. Case closed.