1) You get, not one pair but two pairs of glasses, one pair to cover the reading and computer work, and the other pair to cover the long distance because you woke up one morning and were blind as a bat. Do I really need to see the deer on the mountainside, doctor?
2) When wearing a new exercise bra at the gym and feeling extremely comfortable in it, to notice that after a mile run, the bra is around your neck and your boobs are bouncing freely, causing black eyes and bruised knees, and not knowing that this was happening. (This would not apply to the men folk, except if they witnessed this at the gym, they would laugh out loud and point).
3) When the doctor asks if you're experiencing night sweats, cold sweats, hot flashes or really pissy moods for no reason.
4) When you wish you had a toilet stuck to your office chair so you wouldn't have to get up after a grueling workout with your personal trainer/slave driver.
5) All of the Above.
Answer: 5, All of the above.
4 comments:
I love your sassy glasses. I have two pair too. It's awful. I avoid #4 by not working out.
You make me laugh so hard! I think the glasses are really cute!
According to your list I am ancient. Except I usually notice at the 10th mile that my wardrobe has malfunctioned and it's because guys are following me up the street. It really is the pits.
I like your glasses ('cause they're just like mine). If you're too sore to use the toilet, you can always try DEPENDS :)!
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